It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only grass.
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Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Now whom to listen to?
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A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 years.
While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 years.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep
Well..
If only my mom can understand this....
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