Living with four pigs is not a fantasy

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"I'll have the five happy meals please,"Calum said to the waitress.

"Is it that all?"the waitress asked.

"No, the five happy meals is for me,"Calum shrugged.

"I'll have three quarter powder set please,"Ashton said.

"I'll have five boxes of chicken nuggets and two mcflurry's,"Luke ordered.

"I'll have two fish burgers, five fries, coke and three vanilla ice-cream,"Michael added.

"And I'll have the cheese burger set please,"I ordered.

"Is that all?"the waitress said.

"Yep,"Calum smiled.

"That'll be $55.99 sir,"she said.

"Have a nice day!"Calum grin and took all the food to our table.

Yes, we were in McDonald's feeding this four hungry pigs. Trust me, it's not a fantasy. I'm sure the waitress was shocked when she heard the boys orders.

"You guys sure it a lot,"I said.

"We're growing boys with fattening food,"Calum chuckled.

"Your belly will explode one day,"I shrugged.

"You wish,"Michael stuck his tongue out.

Ashton and Luke were stuffing food in their mouth like they have never eaten before in their entire life. They eat ten times more than be and their still thinner than me.

After Calum finished his food, he grabbed Michael's ice-cream and licked it.

"Hey! That's mine!"Michael whined.

"Too bad, it's mine now!"Calum poked his tongue out.

"Take it, I have another one.....HEY! Who took my last ice-cream?!?"Michael yelled.

"My belly,"Ashton chuckled.

"You guys are so mean,"Michael whined.

"Don't worry Michael I'll get you another one,"I patted his back.

"Really?"his eyes sparkled with joy like a little kid who got what he wanted for Christmas.

"Yes, now come one,"I grabbed his hand and ordered another ice-cream.

"Thanks you!!!"he squealed.

These boys are seriously funny. Not even Luke was normal. He sat there hovering his food so nobody could take it. Whenever Ashton tries to grab his food, he growls like a tiger.

After that, we went to the movies. We voted for Maleficent so we bought five tickets.

"We want popcorn and coke,"the four boys said.

"Seriously! You guys just ate like a ton of food!"I said disbelievingly.

"We want popcorn!!!"Calum whine showing me the puppy dog eyes.

"Fine, go get your popcorn,"I gave in.

"Yay!"Luke squealed.

"Living with four dorky vampire pigs is not a fantasy,"I mumbled under my breath.

"Hey! I heard that!" Calum said.

"The movie is starting! Let's go!"I ran into the cinema.

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