PREVIOUSLY ON THE.. FUCK IT IMMA JUST START
I kicked the door and ran to the girls as fast as I could, they were all in a corner screaming their lungs out. I was scared and panicking; I rushed to help.
Jake: what is it!!? are you hurt?
Kristin:😂😂no we are just watching this funny vid on Instagram.
Jake: oh thank god..😰 lemme see...😂😂😂 who does that....wait😑 Kristin.
Kristin: yes?
Jake: Is that a phone?
Kristin: duuh how else would I watch Instagram vids.
Jake:ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU A HAVE A FUCKIN PHONE WITH RECEPTION THIS WHOLE TIME!!!??
Kristin: are you deaf ?yes😕 we all have phones.
Jake: AND YOU DIDN'T CALL THE FUCKIN POLICE AND THE REST OF YOU SAT HERE WITH HER WHILE PEOPLE ARE DYING.
Oreo: 😓the vid was funny...he face planted.
Jake:BBC MOUNT ALVERNIA GYAL ALONE YUTE!!!
gimme that phone.
I took the phone and dialed 911 hoping to get in touch with some sensible people.
911: hello?
Jake: hello
911: yes?
Jake: we need help!! We are being killed and--
911: please hold.
Meanwhile at 911 headquarters
Guy: who was that?
Guy2: this nigga says people are dying where he is😂😂😂
Guy:😂😂 so he wants us to save his ass.
Guy2: ikr😂😂 hold up😓 we gotta send someone to at least look right?
Guy: for real wait I know just the two fools to send😂.
Jake: what the fuck?
Kayanna: what?
Jake: they put me on hold.
3 hours later
911: sorry for the wait sir an officer is on their way now.
Jake: thank god
We waited patiently for the police to arrive on the scene. It also puzzled our brains as to why the killer hadn't struck again in that long waiting period.
The doorbell rang and a voice shouted "police" our hearts were now filled With glee. We ran to the door.
Jake: come quick please.
Jomo: I'm commander jomo and this is my female partner,detective Youllan we are here to inspect some stuff.
Youllan:stuff
We showed the officers to marquis first,along the way commander jomo put his hand gun in a drawer,we assumed it was for safe keeping. Jomo looked at marquis then instructed Youllan to inspect him.
Jomo:Youllan?
Youllan: dead.
Jomo: dead case closed .
Youllan: bulla and cheese to celebrate.
Jomo:yup
Jake: hold the fuck up we know he's dead!!! We want you to find out who killed him.
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HumorJake a guy who always has his priorities straight has a set of friends who makes his life way beyond interesting its straight up fucked up lmao!!!!
