THE HEADACHE

end of an era

Jake: long time no see

Danee: I am not stupid Jake I know I haven't seen you in a while.

Jake: and she's still a bitch🙄 I don't know the fuck I saw in you.😑skank.

Danee: you wanna come over to my place I have something to show you.

Jake: yeah ohk sure.

I went over to her place as she requested because I haven't seen her in a while and I kinda miss her company.

Jake: sup sticky😇

Sticky:GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Jake:😐

Danee: that's what you get Jake😑.

Jake: uggh I'M SORRY OHK!! FUCK... YOUR DOG SUCKED MY DICK GET OVER IT!.

Danee: Jake I have something to tell you. I really really missed you alot and I'm sorry for the times I treated you harshly... I just didn't want to accept that someone could make me feel the way you do, I'm not used to things like this.

Jake:😐that may very well be theeee most surprising thing I have ever heard.

Danee: I want you to be my first.

Jake: well😂😂😂😂😂 you made my night with that one

Danee: make yourself at home I am going to get the thing I want to show you unfortunately I couldn't pick it up on the way here.

Jake:ohk have fun I guess.

She left the house and so it was just me and sticky who left through his lil doggy door so now it's just me.

Not long after I heard a Knock at the door. I looked to see who it was.

Jake: youllan why are you here.

Youllan: Jake I want you to fuck me like a jack rabbit.

Jake:bruh!😐 Calm the fuck down what the hell are you taking about?

Youllan: I'm sorry isn't that what the teens say nowadays?

Jake: I mean idk fuck like a ja- no bruh   plus you just showed  up out of nowhere.

Youllan: lol come here let's get under the sheet.

Jake: it's not my house what the fuck is wrong with you.

Youllan: we'll make it quick and my panties are already off😙

Jake:deal.

We went to the bedroom and got under the sheet I was already completely naked by that time.I feel something moving from my chest and going downwards to my waist.

Jake: you have really soft hands.

Youllan: oh why thank you,here look at them I use a special lotion.

Jake:😐

Youllan: what?

Jake: if those are your hands what's touching my chest? *Looks down*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Youllan: WHAT!!!!!!

Jake: 40 LEG YOOOOOOOOIIIIII!!!!

Youllan: WAH BOMBOCLAAT!!!!

We hopped up out the bed looking for it every where. Little did we know it was hanging by the edge of youllan's skirt. It was now climbing it's way up.

Youllan: AAAAAHAHHHH!!!FUCK!!

Jake: OH SHIT WHAT WHERE IS IT!!!??

Youllan: ITS CLIMBING INTO MY VAGIIIIIIINAAAAAA!!!!!