Jake: that's it I'm done with Danee too many mixed signals,😤😤its so annoying.
Brianna: she needs time to adjust she's hadn't a bf in months.
Jake: thanks for being on my fucking side bestie😒😑
At that time I was at my place and I invited brii over to discuss her friend,Danee, however she didn't support me so I left her ass there and went for a walk.
I stumbled upon a club that was having a masquerade night there, the masks were complementary, I decided why the hell not. I called up mah homies Neiko and Slippaz to accompany me
We went inside wearing a mask like everybody else,that covers all of our faces, we had no idea of knowing who's who.
The club was lit there were people dancing and raving but at the back of the club I noticed three lady like figures at the back. As a natural born ladies man I approached them.
Jake: ahem,ladies...you are ladies right can't see fuckin shit with this mask on.
Kristin: yes we are I'm Kristin and these are my friends Davia Orina.
Jake: wonderful, I'm ja--- I mean Billy Gates the second how do you do😊?
Kristin: nice to meet you mister Gates😳
Jake: how about we leave this club and head back to my place, I also have a few friends I'd like you to meet. Neiko Obama and Slippaz trump😏 you've heard the names before at the very least😊.
We drove the girls home and went straight to business, Neiko was gonna fuck Orina Slippaz was gonna fuck Davia and I was gonna fuck Kristin but for some reason we all refused to remove our masks. We all went to our assigned rooms and got ready.
Neiko: so Orina you ever fucked before?
Orina: doesn't matter cuz we are gonna fuck right now aren't we😏 drop those pants.
Neiko: ohk😏
Orina:😓😕 so Neiko can I ask you something?
Neiko: yh
Orina: WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK!?
Neiko: keep it down😓 I mean according to science the size needed for successful penetration is 2.5 inches.
Orina: so what length is that?😕
Neiko:😓2.6
Orina:NOT A BOMBOCLAAT!!
Neiko: BE HUMBLE AND JUST TRY IT!
Orina: THE HELL ARE YOU GOING WITH YO MICRO DICK!?
While they were handling that we move to Slippaz and Davia and see what they are doing.
Slippaz: I'mma destroy that pussy😏
Davia:😓 do you have to destroy it aren't you gonna need it again?
Slippaz: I've fucked so many girls I really lost count.
Davia: 😣please be gentle.
Slippaz dropped his pants and bent Davia over, the sight of her round ass was overwhelming to him he was ready to fuck the shit out of her, when he stumbled upon a problem.
Slippaz: shit😓 is it the top hole or the bottom hole?
Davia: what?I didn't hear what you said.
Slippaz: *whispers* shit think...think..I've watched so many porn😭 how can I not know this?
Davia: I'm ready when you are😣
Slippaz: *whispers* shit its so obvious "bottom" is associated with ass so it has to be the top hole😁i'm such a genius.
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فكاهةJake a guy who always has his priorities straight has a set of friends who makes his life way beyond interesting its straight up fucked up lmao!!!!