MMAD One Shots

3. Drunk Minerva.

Minerva left her chambers and joined in the sea of students headed to the great hall for dinner. She kept her shoulders back and her chin up as the students divided to their tables and she walked toward the front where the teachers ate. Albus shot her a wink and she grinned looking down to the ground, in attempt to hide her bright red cheeks. Even after 10 years of being married she still blushed when he did little things like that to her in public. She made it up to the table and sat down unfolding her napkin and laying it on her lap, Albus laid his hand over hers momentarily before getting up to make his pre feast speech. She looked up at him lovingly as she doused the students with his wisdom, he signaled the elves to come in and everyone clapped as he sat down. For ministry reasons Albus and Minerva had to keep their marriage private and not show any public affection. Really no one knew about them aside from Minerva's best friend Poppy. During dinner Albus was busy talking to the Astronomy professor Aurora, and he didn't pay any attention to Minerva at all. She got kind of jealous and sat quietly eating her dinner quickly so she could leave. Some students starting filing out and a few professors did so too. Minerva snuck out and headed for her chambers a little upset with Albus. He had completely ignored her all dinner, that didn't make her feel too jolly. She opened the door to her private chambers and slipped in, she kept the lights off and headed for her secret liquor stash. Opening the cabinet she pulled out a bottle of aged rum and tucked it in her robes sneaking out of her chambers and headed for her favourite place on the north side of the lake. As she got far enough from the castle she pulled out the bottle off rum and twisted of the cork throwing it away. A million thoughts ran through her head.

Im not attractive anymore to him.

Im too old now.

He doesn't want me he wants that uppity minx.

She let out a sound of disgust thinking of the younger Astronomy professor, taking a big swing of the alcohol. It burned going down but she continued walking and drinking.
It wouldn't be long until she got piss drunk.

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Albus looked over to ask Min about some incident that happened earlier but he was surprised to find her gone. His brow furrowed and he stood from his chair patting his mouth with his napkin he stepped away and headed out of the dining hall. He walked swiftly to Minerva's private quarters, he clicked the door open and slipped in undetected.

"Minnie!" He called out softly. He flicked the lights on and found her quarters empty. He looked over to the open cabinet and instantly knew what she had been up to.

"For Merlins sake Min..." He cursed to himself as he turned to leave her chambers.

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"Hogwarttsss hogwatszzzz hoggyy hoggy hoshsbs...." Minerva slurred walking the shoreline of the lake. "Heee cannn have that-that dafty midden...." Her scottish accent taking over and she drunkenly raged on jealously.

Albus saw her and quickly made his way toward her. He saw as she lifted the bottle of liquor to her lips and downed the rest of its contents.

"Minerva!" Albus called out quickly approaching her. She turned around slowly and wobbly.

"Oh Albus... had enough time to esscappees that floozzyyyy..." Minerva hissed.

"What do you mean?" He asked furrowing his brow. Minerva raised her eyebrows and rolled her eyes slowly bringing the bottle back up to her lips. Albus grabbed the empty bottle from her hand and lifted up. She was never this unprofessional unless her feelings were truly hurt.