Show dem what REAL beauty is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You know what that is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yes you do( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Me?"
Yes you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"What are you talking abo-"
*shoves Jumin X Zen fanfics, Honey Buddha Chips, a Coffee Machine and LOLOL Merch into hands but they're disguised as MC merch*
Hehehe u gotta run gurl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"What? Why?"
Cuz they're bout to attacc yo ass( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*blushes* "What?!? Who?!?"
Damn you ask too much....just run unless u wanna get tackled by hot Korean men( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*is resisting cuz person is actually a slight more perv*
Well waddya waiting for? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Uhm....why don't you run with it-"
*hears angry Korean shouting*
Oh damn they're here, they found me( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"ARE YOU TRYING TO BLACKMAIL PEOPLE??? WHO ARE YOU???"
I am.....
JOHN CENA.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*strips and is actually a man*
Everyone: O-O
whY dIdnT U rUn whiLe u hAd tHe cHanCe.....
*is now chasing victim*
Lesson: don't assume gender and always run away from hot angry Korean men cuz u will never know if they're rapists( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm saving women here( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
YOU ARE READING
Mystic Messenger, basically
RandomBasically the shit you probably can do once you join the RFA is contained in this book Written by a 12 year old me so it was pretty disgusting lmao enjoy(?)
