With a battery percentage of 8% and at the time of 12:40am, I hereby share my knowledge of Mystic Messenger puns and jokes:
__________•If there's a Saeran, there's a SaeWALK
•Like ze bruddah, if there's a Saeyoung, there's a SaeOLD!
•Hey there, want some VCUT??? (Brand of chips, lol)
•U put your right JumIN, you put ur right JumOUT, u put ur right JumIN and u shAkE iT aLL arOund
•I guess you feel ZENsitive around me ;)
•Hey! Yoosung a great song yesterday!
•Jaehee, be our BAEHEE!
•So why don't we do a RIKAp on today's lesson?
•ELLYf fell on his head. A big green leaf. I like leaves.,.
Ok that's it. I'm out

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RandomBasically the shit you probably can do once you join the RFA is contained in this book Written by a 12 year old me so it was pretty disgusting lmao enjoy(?)