Mystic Messenger, basically

Guide to an amazing life

Step 1: Pick someone to annoy

Step 2: Sneak into their wardrobe

Step 3: Steal all dem clothes while they at work/school

Step 4: Hide them in the basement (now idgaf if they do got a basement or not....it's fanfiction anything could happen)

Step 5: When they get home, prepare decent class Z dinner to lighten up their mood.....

Step 6: Sit on Le couch with person

Step 7: Run to the basement

Step 8: Get and wear dem clothes (yes I mean ALL of it)

Step 9: get out of the basement

Step 10: sit back on the couch

Step 11: tell them no questions would be answered till it's Christmas

Step 12: Turn the heater off

Step 13: Put air condition temp to -20837492018262638291019999999999969696969969696969696312222132121212111118339 degrees Celsius

Step 14: answer their question on what ur plan was cuz gr8 it's officially Christmas

Step 15: Put a scarf around them to add sum love between u and them....I'm sure they love the temperature

Step 16: melt the remaining ice with dem abs cuz ik it can even roast chicken

Step 17: since everything is melted...it turns into a pool

Step 18: push bae into pool and add sand around cuz style is lyfe

Step 19: grab a volleyball

Step 20: enjoy life with ur totally not annoyed mystic messenger character

I swear....all things I've put above seem familiar....