Shrek and Velma are at hardware store .
Worker: So what u need?
Velma: We ne-
Shrek: NO ME TALK. Need fan. Now.
Worker: okway :3
They walk to fans.
A girl in shrek hat sniffs shrek ogre ears.
Shrek: WAHHH
Velma: is sad
Girl in shrek hat: I big big fan meester shrak
Shrek hits his fan with a ceiling fan.
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Shrecked: A story of love and abuse.
Science FictionHello am Velma. Me hurt? A lot??? Big boy shrek beat me :/
