Random life

Funny Moments

Hewo

It's the Randomizer

Here giving you some funny moments

That happen in my life :P

It's weird and stupid but in a funny way I guess XD

I don't know, I just wanna share these moments XD

So let's go, one by one

1. Class Hero

I wouldn't call this a "Funny" moment but it is for me because of how everybody reacted at the end. So basically, my class signed this contract in English class that if we have to keep reading the novel we're all supposed to read everyday. Each day we read a new chapter and the teacher would ask us questions of the chapter. If one failed then there would be punishment (Like an immediate test or something). So today we started and my teacher asked three questions to three different students, all three were correct. And it all came down to one more question, she asked that one baseball player in the back and he didn't answer, teacher was nice enough to give us another chance. She asked another one, no answer. She decided to give us ONE MORE chance. I was very hyped cause I knew the answer for it. Then the teacher asked me and inhaled and I answered out loud "BECAUSE (INSERT ANSWER)" and then the whole class was quiet. Then the teacher said "Correct" and everybody started cheering and screaming at me for saving the class. I was picked up by the crowd like a bad ass and everything. XD

2. Smells Like Women

Before you shoot me ladies, it's not a perverted one. It's just that I once played truth or dare with a few friends and one of them told dared me to retrieve a "Girl's accessory". So I did, and by the way, I was in a room full of girls. They weren't all girls there were some guys (Like 3) but still. So I got one, it was a girl's book (Or diary, not sure) And they told me to "Smell it". And I did, but when I smelled it, for some reason I loudly said "MMMMM, SMELLS LIKE WOMEN". Every girl looked at me and questioned what I said .__.
I just ran out of the room and went home :D

3. Closet Bang

This might be a weird one -__- This happened when I was in 7th grade. I was working with a few friends while some fagot (And jock) got up and said that he smelled cookies. His friend (Which is not a jock but is still a fagot) got up too and went with him. The whole class wasn't paying attention to the teacher so they didn't care about anything. The classroom was a riot, anyways they went to the closet next to me and got inside it. Both of 'em were in it. Alone. When suddenly, for a few seconds, we all heard banging from the closet. I said to myself "Nah they're not banging in there" but then I heard a moan come out form there. That's where I lost it and yelled out "THEY'RE F!CKING", and then the class turned into World War 3. After some time of the teacher trying to get them out of there, they got out with a box full of cookies and said that they were fine. We were all triggered (Especially me) because of the screwed up distraction from work, at least for me, everyone else didn't care about work. That guy is still stupid, even to this day. -_-"

4. Roof Kicker

Alright, so this one time I was playing soccer with some of my buddies. I was teamed up with one of my best bros (Sadly he's not on Wattpad, I think).  We tried to score a goal on the other side of the field. Before I go on, this was inside the school building, it has a big gym for people to play and stuff. It also has a really bug net outside the area so no one could get hurt when a ball is goin' straight for their heads. Anyways, my buddy has this plan to kick the ball really high, and far enough for me to reach it, then kick it to the opponent's net to score. I went next to it, and his dumbass kicked the ball TOO HIGH, it went over the area net and hit the roof of the bathroom hall, and broke it. He didn't broke it completely but he did cracked the roof and the ball could be seen hanging. I was suprised when the guard next to the hallway didn't notice the sound it made when it landed. I guess he was deaf. After that the game was over and it was thanks to my buddy. He was too shy to explain to the guard what happened, the thing iss, the ball belonged to a 5 year old. Yeah that's how sad this is. Eventually we got the ball back and everything was cool. Though the roof is still cracked till this day XD

5. Butt Marked Wall

This is another moment involving my best friend XD. The title of this moment is already funny XD. Alright, so I wasn't there to see it completely, just a bit of it but I was told the rest afterwards. Basically we were playing hide and seek and one of my lady friends were after my dude. We kept running until a point were he thought he lost her, then she appeared behind him and gave him a push to the wall behind him. He landed on the wall and was stuck for a moment, she oulled him out and.....the shape of his butt was stained on the wall. In fact, he landed on the wall so hard that he pushed it inwards a bit. That butt stain was there ever since 2015. And it's still there, thanks bro :P

6. Ripped Pants

This one is about me -_- Well, one day at school, it was casual day. I went with blue jeans and a red T shirt, with my old Hoodie. It was a good day, until the day was over. When it was 3:00 PM afternoon, I would usually wait for my parents to come pick me up from school inside the building, chatting or playing my games. I was standing up and I suddenly felt my pants getting lighter, I looked down and saw my pants ripped apart. I freaked out and covered the whole thing with my Hoodie. It wasn't completely torn apart, but under it was torn. Basically on my private area -_-" after that my mom came and I was saved :'D I still can't believe that happened. But about the others? They didn't really noticed, no one did. So technically it wasn't an "embarrassing" moment if no one noticed or laughed. Still, that was terrifying ;-;

Phew!

That was fun XP

Hope ya people found it funny in some way XP

I'll probably do more of these

Bye :)