clementine | lucas jade zumann [✓]

07.messages

[ RED HAIRED IDIOTS + HARRIET ]

clementine: tangerine babe
penny: discontinued in canada
reagan: in need of an exorcism
harriet: harry potter

tangerine babe
help me ppplleeeeaaassseee

i think i like that lucass

discontinued in canada
oh my god

discontinued in canada
and it's lucas by the way

tangerine babe
someone slap me because he's a complete asshat

tangerine babe
and it's lucass because he's an ass

in need of an exorcism
why? he's really sweet

tangerine babe
for one well he can't remember my name

tangerine babe
second of all he would never like an orange like me

harry potter
enough with the tangerine jokes

harry potter
and why wouldn't he like you? you're a beautiful human child unicorn

tangerine babe
it's obvious that he doesn't like me because if he did he'd make an effort

tangerine babe
and i'm a tangerine not a human child unicorn plus i'm ugly

discontinued in canada
IF YOU DARE SAY THE WORDS "IM UGLY" AGAIN I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND SPILL ORANGE JUICE EVERYWHERE

tangerine babe
i'm-

discontinued in canada
BITCH

tangerine babe
not okay! i'm not okay! i'm not okay!

tangerine babe
i keep thinking about his cute little face

tangerine babe
AH

harry potter
someone be whipped

in need of an exorcism
clementine sweetie come over and we'll make some grilled cheese

okay?

tangerine babe
regan is my new favourite

harry potter
bitch i'll hurt you

tangerine babe
no you won't

discontinued in canada

tangerine babe
stop distracting me with perfection!

discontinued in canada
how about we all head off to disney land and have some fun

discontinued in canada
with lucas

tangerine babe
you're expecting me to interact with a git?

tangerine babe
who do you think i am?

harry potter
someone who loves lucas zumann

tangerine babe
wrong

tangerine babe
i love gilbert blythe

tangerine babe
lucas is an insanely attractive prick

harry potter
you got that right

tangerine babe
i called dibs

tangerine babe
hey you know what!

in need of an exorcism
you get sidetracked so easily

but what?

tangerine babe
ruby may have dibs on gilbert

tangerine babe
but gilbert has dibs on anne

harry potter
HOLY FUCK SHES RIGHT

harry potter
PENNY!!!!!!

discontinued in canada
...my life was going spiffy until that...

tangerine babe
HA clementine delilah winters ruining lives since 2002 ;)

harry potter
that wink tho

tangerine babe
i'm comin' regs!!!

tangerine babe
grilled cheese here i come

in need of an exorcism
i think that clementine is using me for my grilled cheese

harry potter
probably

tangerine babe
SHUT UP HARRIET

harry potter
i can feel the love

i love this friendship
is that just me?
love you aliens who are reading this
have a fantabulous day