clementine | lucas jade zumann [✓]

11.messages

[ DISNEY BITCH ]

clementine: tinkerbitch
penny: cinderhella
reagan: snow hoe
harriet: evil queen
lucas: male-eficent
chosen: maui time
jeremy: winnie the poo
wyatt: olaf

cinderhella
come on losers we're going to disneyland

male-efficient
what are these nicknames?

snow hoe
art. they are art.

olaf
i hate you all

maui time
i am very fond of my name

olaf
switch with me chosen! i'm begging you!

winnie the pooh
man i'm a cute and cuddly bear

tinkerbitch
love ya jere-bear

winnie the pooh
right back at ya clemmy

evil queen
i'm so basic like seriously :(

tinkerbitch
get over it

tinkerbitch
at least we know who the better fairy is

male-efficient
me

tinkerbitch
no it's me

male-efficient
get over yourself, mimi, it's me obviously

cinderhella
well shit

cinderhella
let's forget about names and focus on disneyland

tinkerbitch
i'm ready to fight someone

olaf
you and me both sister

evil queen
how about we just plan our day

evil queen
wanna meet at the park at 9:30?

maui time
sounds great

maui time
can't wait to meet you kids in person

male-efficient
can't wait to see you mimi

tinkerbitch
BITCH

evil queen
that's you

maui time
do you guys have any cute names that i could call my girlfriend??

winnie the pooh
you have a GiRlFrIeNd????

maui time
yes. her names maggie

tinkerbitch
you could call her...

snow hoe
1.sugar

cinderhella
2.honey

tinkerbitch
3. flour

evil queen
4. egg

olaf
5.salt

male-efficient
6. 1 tbs of butter

winnie the pooh
7. stir thoroughly

tinkerbitch
8. pour into baking pan

evil queen
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375°

maui time
why would we have to preheat her if she's already hot?

tinkerbitch
you smooth fucker

tinkerbitch
when do we meet this maggie?

snow hoe
wait? is this maggie huxley? dancer and actress

maui time
yes

olaf
how does a loser like you get a girl like her?

maui time
with my smile and charm ;)

tinkerbitch
chosen jacobs gettin' the lady's since 2001

maui time
you know it ;)

male-efficient
that wink tho

cinderhella
anyways

cinderhella
everyone meet at the park entrance at 9:30 this saturday

tinkerbitch
yes! fight me lucas

male-efficient
love you too, mimi

wowie this is a weird chapter. idk what i'm doing with this story. it's probably stupid but i'm trying to set it up for my main idea. anyways because i'm a piece of self-promo shit i have a finn wolfhard story you should check out. it's called new rules and i know it's a cringy title but i think the book isn't that cringy. anyways love y'all