PENTAGON | Chattin' It Up!

grocery shopping

Hui: *trudges into the kitchen in his pajamas, dark smudges under his eyes*

Shinwon: *is sitting at the table, watching anime* hyung u look tired

Hui: *grumbles, opens up the fridge, and takes out the milk*

Hui: *shakes it, still half-asleep* why is it so early... ehrghhghghghghg

Shinwon: then again those dark circles under ur eyes might just be leftover makeup u didnt remove

Hui: *ignores Shinwon, grabs some cereal, misses the bowl, spills half of it on the counter, drowns it in milk*

Hui: *milk drips out, half-heartedly shakes the empty gallon bottle* eRhHhHhHh who used the last of the milk N PUT IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE EMPTY GEEZ

Shinwon: *gets up quietly and attempts to leave the room-*

Hui: DONT U RUN AWAY FROM ME

Shinwon: sorry hyung...

Hui: 😖 i cant work in these conditions.

Shinwon: neither can hongseok apparently

Hui: 😒 i didnt ask for your sass

Shinwon: no but u got it anyway.

Hui: GET THE OTHERS. we're going grocery shopping RIGHT NOW.

Wooseok: *rubs his eyes* its like 6:30 in the morning

Wooseok: y must u be like this

Hui: we're out of milk. so we either go to the store or sit here and wait for you to produce some on your own.

Wooseok: 😳 um grocery shopping sounds fine thk u

Hui: thats what i thought.

/at the store/

Hui: *glances at his phone impatiently* WHERE R THE OTHERS

Hui: I THOUGHT U TOLD THEM TO MEET US HERE

Shinwon: i did but wooseok was the only one who actually woke up

Hui: thats it imma spam 'em w/ calls and texts until their phones run out of battery--this is my revenge

Shinwon: hyung theres an old saying that goes "dont worry about spilt milk-"

Hui: I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF YOU SPILLED SOME AND LICKED IT UP OFF THE FLOOR

Hui: that saying is INVALID shinWON since U DRANK IT ALL URSELF

Shinwon: i dont like the way u spelt my name

Shinwon: im paying for all of this arent i

Hui: *loads the cart w/ 5,758,343 bottles of milk*

Hui: im not done yet

Hui: but yes

Hui: yes u are

Shinwon: hyung... i dont know if i brought enough-

Hui: u hav ur card dont u

Shinwon: *sigh* yes...

Hui: good. Becuz i left my wallet at home. n even if you dont pay for it, i'm still taking these groceries back to the dorm.

Shinwon: O_O Ok ok i'll pay for it. I dnt wanna get arrested, hyung

Hui: neither do i

Hui: and just remind urself that NONE OF THIS would have happened if you hadnt USED ALL THE MILK w/o the decency to leave ur hyung some

Hui: spam sPam spAm sPAm sPaM sPAM SpAm SpAM SPAM

Wooseok: instead of wasting time spamming the others (who probs arent gonna show up)... cant we just shop on our own? i mean... we just need some milk, rite? why do we need 10 ppl to pick up a carton of milk-

Hui: dont try to apply logic to an illogical situation OK WOOSEOK

Wooseok: ;L;

Hui: its obviously because i want EVERY1 ELSE TO SUFFER JUST AS MUCH AS I WAS EATING DRY CEREAL W/O ANY MILK

Wooseok: its shinwons fault

Wooseok: why dont we just blame him?

Hui: 🤔

Hui: good idea.

Shinwon: *feels betrayed* i thought u were my friend.

Wooseok: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hui: shinwon will do the suffering for all of us.

Hui: n i think we have enough milk now *cart is overflowing w/ bottles*

Shinwon: rip savings

Wooseok: this'll probably last us a long time

Hui: 😕 what do u mean? if you want some, get ur own. this is mine.

Wooseok: ...

Wooseok: 👍 *its better not to argue*

Shinwon: well as long as we're here and using up my life savings i might as well get some stuff i like

Shinwon: TO THE MEAT SECTION

Wooseok: for what?

Shinwon: hamburger ofc

Wooseok: whats the point of buying hamburger meat when you get all your hamburgers from mcdonalds

Shinwon: 😑 let me live ok

Shinwon: im trying to make better choices

Wooseok: dont let mcdonalds hear u say that

Wooseok: they mite revoke ur membership

Shinwon: i hav too many rewards points to risk that wooseok. u know that. 5 more n i'll get a free hamburger

Shinwon: ;_; on 2nd thought lets just go home.

Shinwon: r u done yet hui

Hui: milK mIlk miLk mIlK milK mILk mILK mILk MILK

Shinwon: ???

Hui: M

Hui: I

Hui: L

Hui: K

Hui: !

Hui: *starts dancing w/ the milk gallons*

Shinwon: um is he ok?

Wooseok: i have no idea.

Hui: *takes a selfie w/ the shopping cart*

Shinwon: hes scaring me tbh

Wooseok: me too

Shinwon: but if i have the munz...

Shinwon: ...n he has the milk

Wooseok: i like where ur going w/ this

Shinwon: how about we... run?

Wooseok: 🤻

Shinwon: 🤻

Hui: 🥛