chapter 1 oops shit stop siri you dildo

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the poo did a cartwheel on the chimpanzee and farted in a ducklings mouth, then a chinese woman flipped her hair and gave everybody rice, pickles rain from the sky, they all lived happily ever after until the chinese woman killed everyone, except the poo , he lived in the sewers for years and then his adventures began, he met a little white antelope they both ate cantalope and scrubbed their toes

This time cheese rained from the sky which of course meant the chinese woman was coming back. She threw a blade and killed the antelope. The poo cried out, "Never touch my nipple i will avenge you!". That was his nickname. The poo started to see a pattern, the chinese woman was out to get him, he was devestated. Because he loved chinese food. He challenged her to a epic battle.

He waited in an alley until he saw hotdogs rain from the sky, at last she emerged from the fog, he was so scared he peed ketchup a little bit.she threw a gallon of milk at him, he dodged it and threw back sushi, they kept on throwing foods. At last the chinese woman stopped messing around and threw a pot of bacon and cabbage everybody knew poo hated bacon and cabbage. He fell on a bag of onions, they were near shreks house. When he fell his gloves fell off, and his dickfingers were revealed.  

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