A charming affair

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There's only three people reading and this is harder to write than BTGS but aren't yall damn glad I'm writing this?

Cuz I sure as hell am.

Look at me, not giving a shit about meager reads and non-existent votes. Don't you think I'm too prideful for someone with a three-seat audience? The amount of recognition I get is zilch. 

Ay, you love me.

 Here's an update to show that your love will not go unrequited. 

 

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Returning to Korea, we had to disguise ourselves once again. I did a good thing by hiding the pearl necklace Jimin was made to wear initially. It would serve as a pretty noose but I can't get pissed at him if he's dead.

"Honey, did you see my pearls?"

"Check your purse, dear"

"It's not there. Hyung, did you steal them?"

I grunted. "What do I look like?"

"A scornful grandpa"

Jin was not at the dorm when we came back. The first thing I did was throw myself on the sofa and log out of my active hours. Meaning that I would sleep right here for the next five days and no earthquake can make me get up.

"Day after tomorrow", announced Hoseok.

I groaned. That's hardly two days.

Hoseok gave me an incredulous look.

"You do not get to be like that. This is the event of a lifetime"

I groaned again. He scoffed. I'll have to get a new suit for the occasion. A black suit would be too much. Or maybe not. I am a celebrity after all. But nothing too flashy either. I groaned for the third time. I hate dressing up. I hate socializing. 

"Chill, hyung. There won't be more than fifty people. And besides, the evening is reserved just for us"

"I'll have to buy a gift"

"And get on Noona's bad side? Please don't"

I sat up. "No gift?"

He shook his head. "She hates wasteful formalities"

Outwardly, I gave a solemn nod and re-transformed into a sack of potatoes. Inwardly, I was grinning from ear to ear. Find yourself a woman like that! 

I'll have to give the lucky man a good pat on the back. He did himself good.

The lucky man in question was an ER specialist. Taller than me; no surprise there. But he was taller than Taehyung. I had to crane my neck to look at him. He looked awkward. Like he was constantly searching for a place to put his long ass arms that hung from his sides like loose bolts. He had choppy bangs and tiny eyes. And he slouched. I wouldn't go so far as call him ugly, but for a gorgeous woman like Jung Jiwoo? 

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