Bulletproof ain't my type

Little Lambs.

*free food if you can get over here in twenty minutes*

"Don't you have anything to wear? I'm not going to be seen with you in public like that"

Fa Fengh's eyeballs moved to the side. She looked at the blank wall in some contemplation before turning around and walking away. I didn't know where she was going but if it made her any presentable than a coat rack, I wouldn't question it. I waited in my studio, finishing up and saving everything.
She took her time.
I had exited the room and was locking the door behind me when she came back.

It looked stolen, the sweater. Chick yellow and fuzzy like a cloud. There was also something shiny about it, this background shimmer that you couldn't make out at first glance.

My nose itched. I pressed my lips together to stop myself from laughing out loud.

She was looking.

Ripped black jeans skinny on her skinny skinny legs and that punk hair and those...socks

She was waiting for me to say something.

"Where are your shoes?"

She immediately looked down at her feet, looked up at me then turned around and went away again. It didn't take her long this time around. I started walking down the corridor and she joined me by the time I had reached the elevator, in a pair of dirty white converse. huh.
The elevator arrived and we went down.

I tried not to, but I couldn't help it. I had to ask.

"Where did you get that?"

"It's Nara's"

I pressed my lips together. That explained the not-long-enough sleeves. The sweater length was otherwise okay, though I had an inkling that it was supposed to end mid-thigh and not abruptly at the hips like that.

The doors slid open and we stepped out.

Which was better, that flimsy silver basketball tank or this misplaced ball of sunshine?

I have no idea.

But the ball of sunshine looks like it's stuck on a spike with her wearing it and it's amusing so there's that.

My phone went off. It was Kook.

"Hey"

"Hyung, where are you?"

"I'm in the lobby, about to go out"

"Ah- we just came up! Wait right there!"

we?

The call disconnected. I pocketed my phone and smiled at Fengh.

"Did you call a cab?"

"It's outside"

I nodded. "It's not a mini, is it?"

She slowly nodded her head, probably suspicious. 

"Just one more thing", I said as casually as I could with all the glee building up in me. "How much are you prepared to spend?"

I heard the elevator arrive behind me. Fengh watched past my shoulder as the doors opened and out hopped two excited idiots I was using for my own sardonic pleasure.

"-FOOOOOOOd!", large limbs wrapped around my upper body in a crushing force, something soft and annoyingly wet pressed on my cheek at the same time.

"..ugh", I pushed Taehyung's face away and started wiping at my cheek with vigor. I expected him to keep up with it as usual, but he surprisingly let go.