My Dearest : Putin x Obama

A/N wink wink

Lol wink wink wank wank

That ending was definitely not how it was supposed to be but I rolled with it.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, scrubs and bubs, plants and animals, people who are alive and those who are dead, and whatever or whoever you identify as I don't really give a shit. Thank you for reading my book! I warned yet you ignored it and continued to finish the scrumptious fan fiction of Slav and Bicycle Man so fuck you. 💙

If you hated this story well thanks for reading this far.

If you just happened to enjoy this piece of classic literature, I beg of you to read another masterpiece made by yours truly. It's probably historically accurate who knows.

Uncle Florian refers to a creepy picture in a book that my German class reads so I apologize if that part made no sense. I hold that fictional pedophile very close to my heart as well as Putama (cuz he putama condom).

In all seriousness I want to thank you all for reading this.

I created this story so we could all escape what's going on in the world for a little bit by laughing. War, terrorism, deaths, fights, diseases, dooms day, whatever is going on in your life, I just wanted the reader to forget that just for this little sliver of time that you have dedicated to my writings. I like making people laugh; it makes me smile knowing I made you smile. I hope I did!

Until next time

- DickSuckerxoxo