Random Ideas: 2018 Edition

Random Ideas

NOTE: I live in Texas so some things may be different.

●I hate the bathroom at Freddys because in the restroom one tile is misplaced
●someone should make a light that when you put it on your teeth I cleans them instantly
●is eyebrow mascara a thing, and how do they braid there eyebrows
●orange is the only color you can taste
●if you don't pee do you die or sweat it out over time
●I love the number 5, it's just an amazing number... my favorite number and I want all things ordered in 5 's
●why is it called a iPhone when phones are for your ear?
●instead of keeping up with the kardashions they should have "keeping up with f•r•i•e•n•d•s"
●you can make any number from 8 and 1 but you add to 1 and take away from 8
●why are the dots (.) Called periods and not ends
●are there people out there in the world that can lick there elbow
●why do we have toes, like what's there point they are just ugly
●a little bit of cinnamon in coffee makes it better
●flip flops are like feet thongs, so you can you get a toe wedgie
●I like the way bed bath and beyond smells, how do they do that
●if aliens where real they would be in space, so they could be reading our text when they go to space
●mustaches are lip eyebrows
●why do most girls like pink and most boys like blue
●do lights get confused when you balance the on and off switch
●snakes are big worms with teeth
●are coffee beans tree poop
●is the sky blue or is that just the ocean reflection off the sky
●sneezes are like minnie seizures you get blessed for
●why do we have nose hairs, they seam pointless
●when you sleep your practicing for death
●I ate cisco out of a jar once thinking it was pie in a jar (there was pie on the label)
●when you eat crayons does it color your poop
●what if everyone but me could read minds and i just never knew,  they just hear my thoughts all the time
●is chapstick addicting
●do pandas only see I  black and white
●do people see colors differently
●candles are the only thing that's better when burnt
●I want a small pocket size elephant
●they should make reverse hot sauce
●donuts are not nuts
● why are they called peanuts,  there not made of pee
●it would be cool if your knee caps could bend backwards
●where in your mouth does your tounge start
●why are farts ruder than burps,  they are basically the same thing
●fly traps are like aligator plants
●sleeping bags make people human catapillars
●books are just dead trees
●nails are like finger shields
●do seals know when it's shark week
●if your eyeball fell out would it bounce like a ball
●swans are overrated ducks
●sometimes I like to fold my jacket over my arms and run around like I'm a chicken in the store. 
●I love peach tea it's my favorite
●Rosas created Taco Tuesday. And the first Rosas was in San Angelo.  So basically my home is Taco headcorders
●hair bows are like gift wrapping for people
●braces are like a little roller coaster in your mouth
●toothpaste is okay to put in you mouth, but not okay to swallow...
●why do we whish on stars and not the moon, cause there's only one moon, or mabey wish on a cloud for that matter
●when I curl my hair it looks like little water slides
●why do we have hair on our legs,  what's the point we just remove it
●I don't have a single favorite color, it depends on what the color is for
●when I was little I was confused on why Oprah Winfrey ' s name was opera
●at age three I would swing from my curtains like Tarzan
●every night before bed I put vasiline on my eyelashes to make them grow, and everyone just thinks I'm blessed with perfect lashed
●I stick one leg under the blanks and one leg over the blanket so that I'm not to cold or not to hot,  same with arms.
●why are they called hot dogs they look more like worms or snakes then dogs
●monsters Inc.  actually scared me when I was little, so every night I had to sleep with the closet door open
●I didn't know how to read until first grade
●almost all places have a style of food,  but what's the north poles food style?
●I don't know if I'm realy ocd or not, never been tested
●I always loved the dentist as a kid
●is the grass really greener in the other side
●why is poop brown
●I hate the letter "q" it's just trying to be a fancy "p" and when it's capital is trying to be a fancy "o"
●nail artist are like artist but more talented because it's a smaller canvas. 
●who just made up squiggly lines and said this is a "w" it's a new letter
●I want to make a new letter and it would only be needed for one word
●lakes are just big puddles
●baths are like making human broth, its gross
●why us it called a dubble "u" when it's two "Vs"
●do people only where high wasted pants to hole in there fat
●if I could have any supper power it would be ice powers,  that way I could build a castle and have an awesome dress
●sometimes I worry that someone is reading my mind,  so I mental scream and look around to see if anyone flinched
●no tear soap meas no hair tears like tangles, not no tears in your eyes
●I don't know if mindcraft is outdated or serious programing because after all it us just pixels
●teeth are like tiny food hammers in your mouth
●are farts realy flammable
●I like tacos they are like crunchy food hammocks
●was the man who created Dr.Pepper realy a doctor and was his name pepper, cause that would be cool
●why do we save things to the cloud,  when they realy go to space not the clouds
●do catapillars have a lot of leggs or feet, and where do all the legs go when they turn into a butterfly
●zucchini is a funny word
●is the girl from Wendy's really named Wendy, and is she alive
●kids are usually scared of clowns, but they love McDonald's
●what's the difference between baking powder and soda
●what do snozberrys taste like
●if a blonde goes red does it end up pink
●over all I spend more time in my bad than I do at school (sleeping)
●what if woodchuck actually ate wood, ane we just didn't know
●why is the plot if stranger things a boy gets kidnapped by a flower with teeth
● who thought of the idea of a blanket. Like I'm cold so let's get a large piece of cloth and put it on us, instead of making clothes with that cloth.  However I love you Fred for making the blanket, you crazy hobo
●why do we have the same number of fingers and toes.
●I think stickers are mother nature stabbing us for slowing killing her. (if she was a literal person)
●do some people eat dogs,  I know Chinese eat cat but what about dog...
●have raccoons always had black eyes, or is it cause they never sleep at night.
●eyeballs aren't even balls! There ovals. ●did you notice I randomly started ending my sentences with periods,  but at the start I didn't?
●if you lay on a earing wronge, can it stab through to your brain
●how do people think of the monsters in movies?
●I hate the corner above our tv, because it doesn't line up with the other corner.  (2 in off)
●does our eye color change how we see
●in KINDERGARTEN my teacher made us watch The Dark Crystal,  literally the scariest movie ever... still have nightmares
●are the tellatubies boys or girls, and do they have parents
●I have beaten a kid with a bag of water before (water baloon)
●Hobby Lobby is a Lobby full of stuff for your hobby
●french fries are potatoe sticks
●Dairy Queen has the best french fri containers, they stand on there own!
●food is just ingredients for poop
●if you fall asleep while wearing contacts can they roll under your eyes
●I have a bad habit of constantly checking my alarm, the weather,  and door locks
●trying on clothes for people gives me anxiety
●being late also gives me anxiety
●hunting is like dangerous animal watching
●why do clocks have hands when there realy arrows
●camo is just a mix of colors that help you hide from thins
●tissues are stupid,  just use good toilet paper (it's cheaper)
●when you write on things it's just rubbing things on one another to make different  things appear
●one time I crawled under a play house and got stuck,  my mom had to help me (I was 14)
●hills and mountains are just earth pimples
●can you charge your phone with a tazer
●they should make coffee maker noodles
●do puppies learn to bark from there mothers? Or do they just know how to bark