Trees

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Thinking of random words is a good way to stop awkward silences. I have done this once and my word was 'trees'. Let's talk now. Trees give air. They can be cut down.
How to cut down trees
1. Hire a man with a chainsaw. (Not the people that go CRAZY)
2. Make sure the man follows these steps
3. Turns on the chainsaw
4. Cuts a straight line through the tree
5. Regret doing it because the tree will fall... if you were standing there... let's continue
6. Do not do this!
Everything I just wrote except for step six, DO NOT do it. It will end up with the government or something arresting you or giving you I fine. I don't know but I'm pretty sure that will happen. Just don't.

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