I have to do no more. One more. This last one is the one I wanted to do from the start. Puppy's. They are so cute aren't they. Everybody has to love a puppy. You can train them.
How to train your dog
1. Tell me if I am spelling 'train' wrong. Auto correct doesn't help.
2. Say sit.
3. Keep saying sit until the dog sits.
4. Have a treat and try again.
5. When the dog sits immediately give him/her the treat
6. Say good dog in a high pitch voice when she sits
That one is one you should actually do if you have a dog. Continuing. Dogs are always forgivable because they are cute. If you can not forgive them... advice.
How to forgive your dog
1. Get a dog that is CUTE.
2. Do this when your dog has eaten something or bit something
3. Don't get angry at the dog
4. Stare into the cute puppy eyes
5. Shout and say "bad dog!"
Sometimes my how to's end up... not what the how to was meant to show. Do you get me? Well. I am ready to finish this.
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