It was an okay day. A tree started to grow a branch. The branch snapped off.
Then it was born.
Edd.
IM AN ADULT VIRGIN
Edd yelled for help. He was alive and lost.
"Help me! Would anybody help me? Oh gosh, I'm a damsel in distress!" He ran around. He sees a forest fire, but dismisses it completely and continues to run.
"Would anybody help?" Edd calls out, but no avail.
"Pau, I hear somebody!" A nearby voice yells.
They run deeper into the forest. Well Edd guesses they did, since the footsteps kept getting louder.
Edd yells. "Over here!"
"Pat, it's a kid.. we can't just leave it here!" 'Pau' said.
"Hello, what's your name?" 'Pat' asked.
"Me? I'm Edd Greenfield-Miranda." Edd answers, smiling at the young adults.
"Well how about you come home with us? Where are your parents?" They ask in unison, their voices so similar but so different.
Edd points to the trees.
"So you came from the trees?" Pau asks, grunting. Edd simply nods.
"Well, Edd, we're going to be your new parents for now! Right, Pau." Pat states. NOT asks. States.
"No." Pau answers, he likes annoying Pat. Pats reaction to this, he simply narrows his eyebrows.
"I'm just kidding with you, Pat, don't be silly. Let's go home, it's freezing out here." Pau says.
"Well, seeming as the climate is -6 degrees and dropping, we better get inside." Edd answers.
"How old are you again?"
"5 years of age."
"You're going to be one successful kid who will inspire all."
OKAY THIS ISNT A CLIFFHANGER SINCE IM WRITING THE NEXT PART RN O AND TOM IS NEXT IN LINE. I HAVE A REALLY GOOD STORY YALL. FOR NOW, BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE
300 words.
On the 300 sillyy.
The 300 was the 300th word.
Oh my god. Stop.
What are you doing with your life.
YOU ARE READING
Balance, but it's far off (ELEMENTAL AU)
ParanormaalThe kids do not have knowledge of eachother and Tom was put into an orphanage for having mutated/unnatural eyes. Tord was found in a Forest Fire, Edd was found in the woods and Matt was found passed out after a meteorite crashed very close to his ho...
