Balance, but it's far off (ELEMENTAL AU)

Now the real story

5 years later
AGES
Tom: 11 (just turned)
Tord: 12 (turning)
Edd: 11 (turning 12)
Matt: 12 (almost 13)
Nobody's POV
Pau gets up and makes breakfast. Edd,  the early bird, gets up, smelling bacon.
"BACON!" He picks it up off the pan.
"Edd, it's too hot!" Pau yells.
"Could've said that before.." Edd whispers.
"Go wake your brothers up for breakfast." Pau says. Edd whimpers at this. He wakes matt up.
"Matt, get up." Edd demands.
"Nooo! Give me 10 hours! I need beauty sleep!" Matt yells.
"No!" Edd slaps Matt.
"OKAY fine. I'll wake up Tord." Matt whines. He walks to Tords room.
"OKAY, time to wake up tom...." Edd whispers.
He opens the door. He starts jumping around. Tom jumps out of bed, slapping Edd.
"Just stop. You're not funny."
"Yes I am."
"No you're not."
"Yes I am."
"No. you're. Not. "
"No. you're. Not."
"Haha! I got you to say that you're not!" Tom sticks out his tongue. He walks down the stairs and trips.
"Fall. Fall." Edd chants. But sadly tom front-flips and lands on his feet. Damn. Why did tom get to go to gymnastics? Oh, it's because he actually wanted to do it so he could.. dodge. Attacks. Seriously. Even as a narrator this is shocking. This is my own story for Christ sakes. And this is permanent marker. Ack.in

2 hours later
"How about we go to the mall?" Pat asks.
"Splendid idea!" Edd says.
"Kitten shopping!" Tom yells.
"Oops. Sorry." Tom apologises.
"Get in the car, boys. Last one in is walking there!" Pau yells.
Tord pushes Tom over to get in first, followed by Edd and Matt. "Sorry Tom! I guess your walking!" Tord says in a teasing manner. Toms reaction to this was literally jumping into the trunk of the car and climbing through there into the back. This worked, he didn't have to walk.
"As you can see, I'm not walking." Tom exclaims.
"You chose to sit next to me, Tom." Tord says, annoyed.
"IT was the ONLY SPACE. THE SPACE WAS LITTLE, BUT I COULD FIT INTO IT YOU FUCKING MORON!" Tom yells.
"Tom! Language!" Pat yells at Tom. Tom just growls and crosses his arms. He was squished between Tord and Matt, he was taller then both of them. Tom suddenly gets a smug look on his face. He reaches for Tords 'horns' and pulls on them. "Karma." He exclaims.
"Karma?! I did nothing!" Tord yells.
"Damn right you did, you broke Susan!" Tom bickers.
"That ugly-ass guitar-"
"BASS! SHE ISNT UGLY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
"Never."
"Boys, were here. Stop acting like you're living in a zoo." Pat tells them.
"But we are."
"No, you are not." Pau exclaims.
The family of six hop out of the car and into the store. There was a music store right next to it, so Pau went with Tom to look at some instruments and get new strings for Susan. Pat, Tord, Edd and Matt go into the grocery store.
"Boys, what do you want to eat tonight?" Pat asks.
"Pasta!" They all yell.
"But Tom is allergic to pasta..." Pat exclaims.
"Let him suffer." Tord says, menacingly. Pat picks up spicy curry instead for Tom, Tom loves spicy food and he picks up pasta for the others. They pay, walk out and go to the music store. They look in and see Pau and Tom talking whilst looking for a pick (wtf do you call it and since Tom lost it) and some strings. They find them, pay and walk out.
"Well. Let's go!" 600 words. The 600 was the 600th word. We climb into the car. Tom stays silent the whole journey while Tord and Edd talk about who is the better artist. The boys arrive home.
"Boys, I have a thought, do you want to go swimming?" Pat asks. Tom gulps. Tom can't swim, and because of his age he knew he'd be forced into going into the deep end of the pool.
"OKAY! Let's go!" Pau yells.
Okay guys first of all I know this story is boring so if you don't like it it's okay to fuck off n all but if you like this you are my messiah personally and I thank you. I do not know you, but I thank you because at the end of the day, you read this. I'm proud of this story when I shouldn't be and I'm going to finish this and write a sequel.
Toodles.