I know for a fact that none of you know what Disney Death Match is, and I'm gonna explain it. You pick a number from 1-30. You get a disney character. What one depends on what number you pick. THen you're paired with another Disney character and you argue with how you'll kill them if you were in a steel cage.
I loved doing this in my 7th period class, and people told me I was the best and that I would win. I thought I would until today.
It was pumba (me) and Tarzan (Some douche that looks like a hammer head shark) and I thought I would win, because I had won twice before.
He did a freaking rap and I had a good argument but he won. Of course he did.
My confidence is destroyed.
I've never won anything in my whole freaking life except freaking BINGO when I was six and I was hoping that I'd win and everyone said that I'd be DDM champion but of course that didn't happen. Why not? Because I'm me and the universe hates me.
I've got to go. I'm crying. I'm such a freaking loser.
