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PS : Not all jokes are by me, credit to Google :D
Teacher : Chintu, why were you absent yesterday?
Chintu : Mam, I went to America in dream yesterday.
Mintu laughs.
Teacher : And Mintu, why were you absent?
Mintu : Mam, I went to drop Chintu to the airport.
Student: Sir ji, English ke teacher English me baat karte hai, Hindi ke Hindi me, aap Maths me baat kyu nahi karte?
Maths teacher: Zyaada 3-5 na kar, jaldi se 9 2 11 ho jaa, nahi toh 4-5 gaal pe rakh dunga toh chati ka doodh yaad aa jaega, aur Tere chehre pe 4 chaand lag jaaenge.
Teacher : What does a honey bee give?
Student : Honey
Teacher : Very good. What does a hen give?
Student : Eggs
Teacher : What does a fat buffalo give?
Student : Loads of homework!
Teacher : Tell a story with moral.
Student : She called me, and talked for an hour.
The next day, I caller her, and talked for an hour.
Teacher : *angrily* Moral?
Student : *innocent* What you sow, you reap.
Teacher : What will happen if you eat almonds daily?
Student : All the almonds will finish.
Teacher : How many nights in an year?
Student :19.
Teacher : *angry* How?
Student : 2 navratris and one shivratri.
Teacher :Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Teacher : Give an example of import and export.
Student : Sonia Gandhi and Sania Mirza.
Raju ne apne dost Ramu se kahaa – “Yaar tu college se mera result dekh kar aana aur mujhe ghar par aakar bataa jaana,
Par dekh, ghar par mere mommy-papa honge isliye,
Agar main 1 subject mein fail hua to kehna – Jai Shri Ram
Agar main 2 subject mein fail hua to kehna – Jai Shri Krishna
Agar main 3 subject mein fail hua to kehna – Brahma Vishnu Mahesh kee Jai …
Bas main samajh jaauunga … OK !
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Shaam ko Ramu result dekh kar Raju ke ghar aaya aur bola – “BOLO SAARE DEVI-DEVTAAO KI JAI !”
Madam – Surya ke paas kaunsa planet hai ?
Bhopali Student – Ek minute bata riya hoon …
Madam – Jaldi bataao ?
Bhopali Student – Bata riya hoon, Mar-Kyuun-Ree (Mercury) hai ?
Madam – Shabash, Baith jaao
Ek netaji ke bete ka admission medical college mein ho gaya.
Pahle hi din professor ne poochha – “agar koi vyakti behosh ho jaaye to kya karoge ?”
Netaji ka beta – “use thoda paani pilaane kee koshish karuunga …”
Professor – “aur agar paani na mile to ?”
Netaji ka beta – “to aashvaasan hee de duunga ki tumhe jaldi hi paani pilaya jaayega … !”
Teacher: Homework Kyun nahi Kiya?
Student: Sir, Light nahi Thi
Teacher: To MomBatti Jala
Lete …
Student: Sir, Maachis nahi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kyun nahi thi
Student: Pooja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student: Nahaya Hua nahi tha
Teacher: Nahaye Kyun nahi the?
Student: Pani Nahi Tha Sir.
Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?
Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun Nahi Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student : Sir bataya na, light nahi thi
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School The Heavenly Hell
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