LEVI's POV:
'What the hell? She agreed?' I thought as Hanji resumed her seat on the couch, browsing through Netflix, 'What do I even do?'
"Hey Shorty, get over here! I see something that might be interesting."
'Maybe there's something on wikihow about this.' I thought as I sat next to her, debating whether or not to place my hand across her shoulders.
"This isn't going to be like one of those cliché fanfictions I read, is it?"
I tilted my head, "What do you mean?"
"Where you're all smooth and know what you're doing, falling for each other instantly. While I be the oh-so-innocent virgin who blushes at the word sex. You, a sex god in bed even though you most likely don't know what you're doing." She stated, waving her hands all over the place to go with the flow of her words.
I tsked, flicking her forehead, "Well I know where the clit is Shittyglasses. And are you even a virgin?"
"Cliché fanfictions." She whispered, holding the remote close to her chest.
"What?"
"I said, well I should hope so since you bring home a girl once every couple months. And no, Erwin and I used to be fuckbuddies."
I stood up and grabbed my food, "I didn't need to know that and fuck this, I'm eating in my room."
"Awww, is Shorty starting to get jealous like the protagonist's lover does when a guy smiles at her."
"Shittyglasses! Let me eat in peace."
"But Shorty!"
"What." I groaned.
"What about the crumbs!" She yelled in agony, clutching her sides while doubling over from laughter.
I flipped her off while grabbing a napkin, making sure to clean my mess after I was done, "What the hell did I get myself into?" I asked myself as I leaned against my bedroom door.
A/N: Happy Valentine's Day!! The candy is 50% off tomorrow ;)
Published: 02.14.2018
Word Count: 323 words
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Cigarettes | levihan
Fanfiction❝If you fall in love with me, you have to quit smoking.❞ Levi proposed to the brunette in front of him. Hanji Zoe, science teacher at Scout Regiment High, has taken up smoking. Levi Ackerman, owner of a barber shop, is concerned for his best friend'...
