My Bitter Pill (Murdoc x Reader)

Chapter 3

"Uh-owe...owe...WHAT THE FUCK!" You jumped back.
2D was sitting on the bed, shirtless, with shocked eyes, he was watching you and had been to close for comfort.
You looked around seeing that you were indeed in a hotel room, but not yours. This one was far messier, and was not only littered with trash, but also musical instruments.
A thought suddenly crossed your mind "eyy 2D, we didn't...you know...did we?"
He jumped up and took a step back from the bed, suddenly crossing his arms over his bare chest. His cheeks flushed red. "N-NU WE DIDN'!" He ran out if the bedroom and you heard a door close and lock outside of the room, presumably the bathroom.
A few seconds later Murdoc entered with an amused look on his face, "looks like you really embarrassed ol' faceache there"
You just snickered quietly "yeah, I'm not really sure what provoked that reaction of his...so why am I here? And who DID I sleep with?" You knew yourself better then to assume you didn't sleep with anyone.
He chuckled again, "no one love. You and I got pretty plastered last night and your friend and faceache decided to bring us back here. I only remember a little bit. I guess you and I were making out pretty heavily, and they separated us and locked you in my room by yourself before we could do the satan pants dance together"
You could feel yourself blushing but tried to hide it with some good, classic sarcasm "THATS OUTRAGEOUS! IM A GROWN ASS WOMAN IF I WANT TO DO THE SATAN PANT DANCE WITH A PICKLE NO ONE SHOULD TRY TO STOP ME!!" You tried to scowl but ended up laughing instead.
Murdoc rolled his eyes "I'M NOT A PICKLE!!!"
"YOU ARE TO!"
He flew through the air and landed ontop of you, straddling you. You play smacked each other.
Lottie and 2D came into the room. Both wearing Hawaiian themed clothing and flower lays, Lottie had a big grin on her face  "We're going to the beach do ya want to co..."  Her voice trailed off when she saw Murdoc straddling you, the situation looking worse then it really was.
Stu looked shocked "okey dats it! Yewr both comin to da beach so we can keep an eye on yew two!"
Lottie nodded in agreement.
Murdoc grunted then quickly stumbled out of the room to find his tropical Hawaiian man thong.
You went into the bathroom and got ready, you wore a red bikini, some flip flops, sunglasses, and a oversized band shirt over the top.

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The beach was warm and fresh....as always it's fricking Hawaii.
The four of you had picked up some fresh baked pastries and were eating them while walking around on the sand.
Suddenly 2D tackled Lottie on the sand, she screamed then ran away. He chased her and they ran into the ocean and began splashing each other and giggling.
You and Murdoc watched in disgust, but also slight amusement.
Suddenly Mudz grabbed your hand and dragged you off the beach, behind the bathrooms.
You eyed him suspiciously "Mudz what are we doing?"
"I have an idea to scare faceache. Just hang with me on this? Okay?"
You nodded your head yes.

-(A few minutes later)-

2D and Lottie were still splashing around and giggling, they caught eyes and stopped. He looked into her eyes and they both blushed, "h-hey Lottie....uh I was thinking maybe yew and I should g-"
he was Interrupted by a siren then a loud voice "THIS IS A WARNING! ESCAPE BEACH QUICKLY! WHALES HAVE BEEN SPOTTED! THIS IS A WARNING! WHALES HAVE BEEN SPOTTED! THEY WONT STOP UNTIL EVERYBODY IS DEAD" followed by another siren.
All color from 2D's face had drained, his teeth chattered and he shook.
Lottie looked confused "Stu it's okay, it's not real"
He didn't hear her words, he let out a blood curdling scream.
A small whale appeared from behind the tree and began running at him.
"NOOOO NOT AGAIN!!!" He ran away from it, he was now on the beach.
It was gaining on him, he tripped and looked up at his demise.
Tears burning down his pale face, his skin clammy, shaking.
"Hello Stuart Pot. I know where you live. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA"
He screamed and turned his head away in horror.
The whale took his head off, Murdoc. He fully emerged from the whale suit.
You stepped out from behind the bathroom with the megaphone you had used for the siren, you both laughed uncontrollably.
You fell on the ground with pain from laughing so hard.
Lottie stormed over looking furious. "HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO HIM!" She smacked Murdoc but he hardly noticed he was laughing to hard.
She helped 2D to his feet. He was still shaking. Murdoc glanced at him and burst into more laughter "T-The faceache pissed himself!!!"
2D looked down in horror, it was true.
He began whimpering and crying harder and ran off incredibly fast.
Lottie ran after him, calling for him to come back.
You and Murdoc looked at each other
"Well fuck. I feel kinda bad" you scratched the back of your head
Murdoc nodded "he'll be fine. It was worth it. Lets go find him and make it up to him"
He pulled you to your feet and you went to the first place you could "think of", the arcade,