little things~jyatt

AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION I HEARD

An actual conversation I heard at my school between two boys in my class

You can replace 'boy one, boy two and Fred' with Finn, Jack and Wyatt or Jaeden because I can see them saying stuff like this

Bold- boy one
Italics- boy two
Underline- Fred(that's what I'm calling him so I'm not exposing his gay ass)

"There's this game aye, where two dudes stand in front of each other nanked and the first one to get a stiff one loses and gets called 'gay' for two weeks"

"Two weeks? I think that'll stick with him forever"

"Aye" *laughs*

"Id never lose"

"Against me you would"

"Fuck off id smash you"

"You know who wouldn't win"

*another boy enters the conversation*

"Yeah Fred wouldn't even get his pants off before he got a stiffy"

"What are you talking about you fucking piece of shit?"

*boy one explains the game*

"Ah fuck off id win"

"Nah you're a gay lad"

"Fuck off"

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The boys at my school are so inappropriate
I was sitting right in front of them and they
We're just talking about this out loud like
It was nothing and no one could here
BUT I HEARD EVERYTHING
also the boy that entered the conversation
Is the one I think is gay and I've talked about him before. I'm not trying to expose him
Just the things he does are entertaining and
I thought you guys would like to hear