ham damage: micheal!
moikes: yesssss???
ham damage: wHY DID YOU TELL YOUR MOM THAT GEE AND ME ARE DATING?
moikes: because she asked why I WAS BUYING CHEST BINDERS
gee🥞: SHE ASKED IF WE FUCKED YET
gee🥞: SHE FOUND CONDOM WRAPPERS IN MY ROOM
ham damage: don't forget the empty lube bottles
petey👑: whY DID SHE ASK
moikes: OUR MOM IS WILD DUDE
barry b. benson: ouch, dude zoned.
moikes: ????
petey👑: ALSO GERARD ARE YOU IN MARCHING BAND
gee🥞: used to be. Then I quit because it was lame ( ITS NOT A BLACK PARADE REFERENCE. ITS A QUOTE FROM SOME INTERVIEW IN 2005)
moikes: I can play a wicked clarinet
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mikey is typing... ❌/❔
FanfictionThe one where Mikey texts the wrong number looking for his then boyfriend and gets Pete instead.