The Zodiac Signs when they visit the pet store
Aries: Barking at the dogs and hissing at the cats. Aggressively tapping at the fish tanks. Gets asked to leave
Taurus: Finds themselves identifying with hamsters and wishing they were a hamster in real life
Gemini: Mimicking the parrots and the canaries. Sounds like a legitimate bird.
Cancer: Sits in front of the fish tank and stares for hours until they get physically removed
Leo: Asks every employee to pet the kittens and the bunnies. No one takes them seriously
Virgo: Asking for the manager. Do you not realise how dirty they are???
Libra: Picking out puppy clothing!!!! Even though they don't have a puppy....
Scorpio: Has a staring contest with a boa constrictor. Possibly beats them.
Sagittarius: Laughing at the turtles. Look how SLOW THEY ARE HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Capricorn: Telling Sagittarius to shut the f*** because they are trying to convince themselves that they weren't here to by a puppy
Aquarius: Talking to the employees, asking annoying questions, insisting that's not a guppy its actually a betta. Gets kicked out probably
Pisces: *Sings in the aquatic section, the entire little mermaid soundtrack. Glass breaks, fish fall on the floor everywhere, people scream, Pisces cries*
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Zodiac Signs
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