I signed the divorce papers. Dotted the i's and crossed the t's.
Becky Beckeroni
It said. I didn't change my last name when I got married, it was too much work plus i was going to get a divorce anyways. Randomly, my phone rang. The Caller ID had me shooketh. I hadn't talked to her since the summer of '89. I pressed the accept button and a loud whale sound came through the phone.
"Ayyy Beckayyy. It's me Cardi, Cardi A. Lots of things have been going on since we last talked. For example there's some random rapper named Cardi B and everyone keeps confusing her for me. It's so weird, like i'm-"
"Okay! Cardi stop getting side tracked. What did you call me for?" I asked.
"Let's go to the club, i'll be good for ya. You just got divorced, you're single and ready to mingle." Cardi said in her thick Brooklyn accent.
"I'll go, when should I get ready?"
"Right now, i'm ousside." I panicked.
I wasn't ready to go out to my kitchen, let alone the world. I quickly put on a good ish dress and ran downstairs, out the door, and into her car. We talked and caught up on each other's lives. Cardi had become a country singer and released her new hit single Yellow Bodak. It was about a fair maiden who was left alone by her partner. The song was fairly good, we listened to it 20 times in the car.
We reached an underground club. The club was filled with rich, hot billionaires. Cardi and I decided to get some shots at the bar. After a while, we were completely wasted. Cardi went out to the dance floor, which I stayed at the bar. These stools were hard to get, and I wasn't going to let mine go.
"Hey pretty lady, wanna go to my hotel room?" A random dude asked.
I looked at him in disgusted, and turned back to my drink.
"I know you wanna, come on it'll be fun." He tried to persuade me.
"Oh em gee dude, I don't think you get the hint. I. Don't. Want. To." Suddenly his arms grasped mine and he pulled me with him.
Until a strong man came to my rescue. Although he wasn't a man, but a horse. Boris the Horis came to my rescue once again. Boris beat the shit out of the guy.
"Boris! Thank you so much." I said as I ran up to hug him.
Maybe I will give him another chance.
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