(ive noticed after this chapter my views literally dropped. guys this book is satire. the whole thing is a joke. you can't take a joke, then leave.)
Boris and Becky cuddled on the couch watching the news channel. They embraced each other's warmth. The minimal sound of the TV sounded quite refreshing. Everything was peaceful. But maybe only for the moment. Becky and Boris were so caught up in each other, they didn't realize a naked, orange dude standing in front of them. When Becky looked up and saw this creature a horrifying screech case out from her.
"Who are you?!" She screamed, terrified of the man's toupee.
"I am the Dump Truck." he said with his prepubescent voice.
The man looked over 40 years old.
"You stole my chance to become president."
Boris has pieced the pieces together. Dump Truck was Donald Trump. Becky was staring at him with horror filled eyes.
"Don't worry, love! I got this." Boris has responded to Becky's frightened look.
He knew exactly what to do. Donald Trump has been coming to every new president's house every since then year he was elected. He failed to become president every single time, and now he was haunting other's. Boris brought the holy water and the cross.
"Begone you thot!" Boris yelled as he sprayed Holy Water on him.
Donald Trump started screeching and faded away. Becky was shook. She got down on one knee.
"Boris..."
Boris wondered what she was doing. Becky took out a ring from her pocket.
"Boris, you've been my savior for years now and for years to come. I love you with all my heart. You a hero in my story. I wanted to ask you this, will you marry me?" Becky asked Boris, while tears fell from her eyes.
Boris thought about this for a moment. Saying yes meant that they would spend all their life together. It was clear to him what to say.
"Yes! Yes I will!" Boris said as he jumped up and down.
The two was deeply in love, and nothing was going to get in their way.
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