Harry: What's blue and smells like paint?
Zayn: what?
Harry: What's blue and smells like paint?
Zayn: this isn't a joke is it?
Harry: This one is funny, I promise.
Zayn: fine what's blue and smells like paint harry?
Harry: Blue paint!
Harry: Zayn?
Harry: Zayn?
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All the Leaves are Brown (Zarry AU)
FanfictionIt's the summer before Zayn's final year at uni and he's got it all sussed. Or so he thinks until he meets 17-year old Harry and realises that he doesn't know a thing.
