Ant: What's your problem?
Ant: Yaf's fucking mortified
Zayn: serves you right
Zayn: I told you fix ups are a disaster
Ant: No YOU'RE a disaster Zed
Ant: I'm gonna have to suck Yaf's dick now to make it up to him
Zayn: watch your teeth and don't forget the balls :) x
Ant: I hope you die alone
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All the Leaves are Brown (Zarry AU)
FanfictionIt's the summer before Zayn's final year at uni and he's got it all sussed. Or so he thinks until he meets 17-year old Harry and realises that he doesn't know a thing.