Boring days

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Garfield was bored. He was the wife of the richest man in the world, and had unlimited funds to buy whatever he wanted, but he was still bored. Scrooge was off on another one of his adventures with some normie kids and his pilot friend in madagascar, off chasing some make believe beast. "Man this shit be boring" he thought. "What is a boy like me to do?" he sighed, taking another bite of his instant microwave lasagna. There was nothing interesting on the news, so he just let the news repeat over and over again like a broken record. This is why he hated mondays. Nothing to do, and no husband to kiss. Utter trash tier day. Suddenly a headline sprang onto the news which peaked his headline:

"This just in, Gordon Ramsay has created the worlds largest lasagna, inviting people to come to his Duckburg restaurant to have a bite from it."

Now THIS was interesting. Also there was a headline about some people going missing in a jungle in Madagascar and sightings of a weird human-like beast but Garfield could care less to be fair. He called an Uber, finished his lasagna and got ready to head down to Ramsay's signature pasta palace.


Meanwhile, deep in madagascar...


"Come on lads, we don't have all day!" Scrooge called out to his Grand Nephews, Huey, Dewey and Louie but we don't care about them rn. The rich duck chopped through thick vines, on the search for a mythical beast recently spotted by locals and tourists. Searching for signs of this creature. Suddenly, a noise was heard.

"Mmph mmm mmph mmph?!?"

"What was that?" Scrooge took off his special headphones. It was just Louie, askin some fuckin dumb questions.

"Why are we in this stupid jungle, and why do we gotta wear these headphones?" He asked.

"Well you see, We're searching down a strange shadow creature only known from myths and a possible recent sighting. It's said that if you hear it say a certain phrase, It will hunt you down and kill you. Thats why we need to wear these headphones."

"Stoopid but K"

They continued through the thick jungle, before scrooge stopped. "My god," he said. "Thats....."



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The delicious lasaga is all that was on Garfields mind. He chomped down on the good stuff like his life depended on it. "Wow Gordon you really make the good shit" He said, smiling at the delicious af italian cuisine.

"Yea I know" Gordon said. "K well I need to locate my lamb sauce see you later" He said, getting on a scooter and rushing off. Suddenly he got two texts. One said, "Missing you bby, can't wait to see you soon xx" It was from scrooge. The other was from his trusted friend, Mr King Dice from renowned Indie game Cuphead. It was an image of a very funny Bionicle meme. Garfield loved those.



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