Lasagna Love part 2: Unknown passion

The horror unveiled

Deep in a hidden level in the money bin, Scrooge's #1 Offices, there was a loud stirring. Scrooge, a few of his personal assistants, two janitors and Gyro were down there. "Yo scrooge the fuck is that noise B" Timmy, the super cool incredible janitor boi said. 

"Yea tf is goin on" Tammy said. She was there aswell I guess.

"Well you see, you're janitors so you dont get paid enough to know. Just clean."

"Well k lol" Timmy shrugged. 

"Alright Gyro, are we ready to test the capabilities of this beast." Scrooge said, to no response. "Gyro?" He looked over to see Gyro on his phone, looking at bionicle memes.

"What the fuck ye lookin at boy??" Scrooge said.

"Huh? Oh sorry," He smiled "Now what were you saying?"

"Okay Gyro, we're going to test this creature out. Timmy, get in there and clean that bitch of an enclosure"

"Why me? K fine it pays the bills" 

Timmy began to clean the Dimly-Lit enclosure "So like what the fuck am i doing it's just cleaning? like-" Suddenly a phrase was said. A phrase which would decidedly seal Timmy's fate.

Wuss poppin jimboooooo??

Suddenly, before he could even react, he was already under siege by a monstrous shadow. He couldn't even scream before his throat was entirely gone. He lay on the floor, lifeless. The strange creature dragged him back into the shadows. Tammy screeched, before abandoning the lab entirely and running off to mcdonalds, for comfort chicken nuggets. 

"Jesus christ.... Brutal. Absolutely brutal." Scrooge said in awe. He was both amazed, and horrified. 

"Look at the way it crushes his bones.... It tore out his carotid artery with ease. Almost makes me giggle.." Gyro was a very... Messed up man. Like for real he was w e i r d. "That.... Thing... Killed him within seconds. He had no chance."

"The child wouldn't of been able to fight back. Or outrun. It's a good thing we're behind this protective glass!" Scrooge said. "it's massive white eyes, it's large retractable claws and fangs... It's stealthy colouring.. It's incredible. And it seems as if anyone hears the phrase he says, he will hunt them down without fail. Again, the sound protective glass has kept us safe."

"What should we name it??" Gyro ask.

"It reminds me of that character from Jimmy Neutron... So i'll name it....

Shadow Hugh."