Akko:hey diana, you have really nice hands
Diana:thanks???
Akko:they would look even better wrapped around my-
Lotte:*bursts through the door* wrapped around my Bible! Praise Jesus!! Hallelujah!!
Diana: guys for the last time I'm not gay
Akko:*passes by* oh hey diana!
Diana:.....
Diana: well when you put it that way..
Diana: akko we are engaged!
Akko: *from the distance* in combat!!
Diana:*holds her hand up*
Akko:what are you doing??
Diana: just in case you do something stupid so I can be ready to slap you
Diana: this dress is really nice
Lotte: it would look better on akko's floor
Akko:are you flirting with Diana.... For me?
Sucy:so you're the one who's dating akko
Diana:yeah she's real-
Sucy:you hurt her and I will staple dead birds to your dorm
Akko:hey you dropped something
Diana:what?
Akko:your standards
A little extra one for you
Lotte:*rolls over in bed* hey are you awake?
Sucy:* rolls over and smiles* now I am~
Diana: akko are you awake?
Akko:*flops over* the fuck you want?
YOU ARE READING
diakko one-shots
Fanfictionone-shots of them being pURE AND GAY help I have been sucked into this fandom help
