Hannah: if I were a gardener I'd plant out 2 lips together
Barbara:aww
Akko:if I were a gardener you'd be my hoe
Diana:thank you..?
Akko: shall I compare thee to a summer’s day, for thou art much, much too hot for me
Diana:*blushes *stop
Diana to her kids: today I'm going to take you to the place I spent most of my childhood
Akko:why are you taking the kids to the closest?
Akkos mom: *looking back and forth between akko and Diana * are you sure you should be going out with this potato, you're a very beautiful young lady
Akko:*embarrassed * wha-MOM
Diana: *smiles shyly* I think she's amazing
Akko + her entire family : oh my god she's an angel
Amanda: did you know 1 out of 4 people are gay. That means one of your friends is gay
Akko: I hope it's Diana she's pretty
Akko:you know I really look up to you
Diana: because you're short
Akko: Are you.. blushing?
Diana: What, no.
Akko: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Diana Cavendish to blush?
Diana: No… It’s… It’s the cold.
Akko: Huh. It’s the cold. And not that I told you “your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?”
Diana: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-no.
Akko: do you think.... I'm an unlovable failure
Diana: *sighs and unfolds list of reasons shes not*
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diakko one-shots
Fiksi Penggemarone-shots of them being pURE AND GAY help I have been sucked into this fandom help
