diakko shitpost thingy 2

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Hannah: if I were a gardener I'd plant out 2 lips together

Barbara:aww

Akko:if I were a gardener you'd be my hoe

Diana:thank you..?

Akko: shall I compare thee to a summer’s day, for thou art much, much too hot for me

Diana:*blushes *stop

Diana to her kids: today I'm going to take you to the place I spent most of my childhood

Akko:why are you taking the kids to the closest?

Akkos mom: *looking back and forth between akko and Diana * are you sure you should be going out with this potato, you're a very beautiful young lady

Akko:*embarrassed * wha-MOM

Diana: *smiles shyly* I think she's amazing

Akko + her entire family : oh my god she's an angel

Amanda: did you know 1 out of 4 people are gay.  That means one of your friends is gay

Akko: I hope it's Diana she's pretty

Akko:you know I really look up to you

Diana: because you're short

Akko: Are you.. blushing?

Diana: What, no.

Akko: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Diana Cavendish to blush?

Diana: No… It’s… It’s the cold.

Akko: Huh. It’s the cold. And not that I told you “your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?”

Diana: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-no.


Akko: do you think.... I'm an unlovable failure

Diana: *sighs and unfolds list of reasons shes not*

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