diakko one-shots

come on spidey

Don't mind me I'm just here with Spider Man Diana and deadpool akko cuz I have no life. Also warning, lots of inappropriate jokes, I mean it's Deadpool what can you expect
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"soooo are you going to let me down or  what?" akko asked as she hung  upside down  on the ceiling wrapped in a spider web type thing. " why are are you here akko" Diana said with annoyance as she took off the mask suit, that she still had on from her Patrol, akko smiled through her own mask " I just wanted to see my cute little spidey, is that a crime?" her smile changed into a smirk "now how about you take off the rest of that suit of your's" she winked. Diana blushed slightly "shut it! ", akko fake pouted "everyone knows you love me, or maybe  its just the voices in my head getting to me again. Now be a good girl and get me down ", Diana sighed she climbed the wall and up onto the ceiling she cut the web causing akko to fall head first on the floor "oww!  What the hell, that really hurt you could have killed me! Well if I wasn't invincible but you know what I mean! "  she yelled as she got up "quite complaining and just go home!" "take me" akko said blankly "what?" "take me home spidey, and maybe once we get to my apartment we can have some fun~" Diana rolled her eyes "first off, you're walking home and second,  you talk like we're in a bad fan fiction". Akko shrugged "maybe we are in a bad fanfic,  maybe even one where the author doesn't even use proper grammar!  " "you seriously need to be put on antipsychotic medicine" "hey you sound just like my therapist!" akko said oddly cheerfully, Diana could even somewhat see the bright smile  through akko's red and black mask "come on isn't your whole thing 'with great power comes great responsibility' or some bullshit like that,  well,  we both have great power and now I'm your responsibility" Diana sighed "that's not what that means, but fine,  I'll take you home if it well get you to shut up" she walked to the window, which was open, and hoped on the window "you coming or what" "oh I'm cumming alright~"  akko mumbled as she looked at the back of diana "you're disgusting, just grab onto my waist" akko did as she was told "oh my, who knew Spider Woman was this forward" she smirked causing Diana to once again blush "lets just go,  and if you tell the avengers about this you're going to wish you could die" "ok fine" akko nodded 'but she never said anything about telling the X-men' she thought as Diana shot her web and began to swing from building to building with akko

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Oh boy this was cringe but whatever, I like this whole, Spider-Diana and Dead akko au thing and I might do more with it but whatever. And I might expand on it with the others making up the Avengers and X-Men so yeah,  hoped you liked it