*slowly roles eyes*
"I know, i know, nothing makes sense at this point. I personally keep reading this book and think... WHAT THE HECK?!! Just bear with me mellenialls, it gets better.
I like writing and I personally hate when thoughts don't tie together, so I guess that makes me a huge hypocrite, but when writing I try to liken the main character to me, and what I would do.
So yes, she seems dumb, and yes she makes no sense, and yesss, she I rude. The list is endless, buuuuuut, my hypocrite self says you should read it anyway, so I think that it would probably be a good idea to read it anyway. 😉
What was the point of this authors note, that even I wouldn't read if I found this book randomly.... to tell you all I am a socially awkward, hypocritical butterfly. And whatever comes out of that is probably along the same lines of insane or unable to be complete.
Enjoy my pretties"
*rubs hands evilly*
"Mwahxhahahahahahahahaha"
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LORELEI
RomansaMy name is Lorelei E Barnes. Don't try to give me a nickname, no Lorry, no Larry, and definitely no Lo-Lo. Here's a description so whatever. - I hate choosing, I've never hated nothing so much that it becomes a phobia...