SnK Questions and Dares Book

~Too High for Levi (@CaseyGodwin)~

Kawaii-Chan: Walks to the dining hall and finds Bertholdt mopping the floors. Walks up to Bertholdt and taps him a bit below the shoulder since he is so tall and she is so short. (Exact same height as Levi, baby!) "Pst. Hey Bertholdt! Down here!"

Bert: Turns around and looks down at Kawaii-Chan. "Huh? Oh h-hey Kawaii-Chan. What do you want?"

Kawaii-Chan: "I need assistance from you and your extraordinary height!" Smiles brightly.

Bert: "My height?" Sweats a bit. "W-what for?"

Kawaii-Chan: Evil grin. "How do you feel about the idea of pulling a little prank on Corporal Levi with Hanji and me?"

Bert: Sweats even more. "Um... I-I don't know... Will I get in trouble?"

Kawaii-Chan: "Jean will take full blame." Puts hands up in defense.

Bert: Wipes sweat from forehead. "Well... Alright... J-just as long as I don't get into trouble. So what's this prank?"

Kawaii-Chan: "We need to steal Levi's cleaning supplies and store them somewhere too high for him to reach."

Bert: "Can't anyone other than you, Smile-Chan, and Christa do that yourselves?"

Kawaii-Chan: "I mean too high for you to reach."

Bert: "Oh... Well alright." Walks with Kawaii-Chan down the hall and stop to talk to Hanji who is waiting by Levi's office.

Hanji: Clasps hands together. "Ah! Bert! So you decided to help! Great!"

Bert: Nods and chuckles nervously.

Kawaii-Chan: "Alright Hanji, he is in there right now, correct?"

Hanji: "Yep!"

Kawaii-Chan: "Ok, so we will go and look around for a place to put his cleaning stuff and then we will return and I will mess up his office. That is when you, Hanji, come in and steal his cleaning supplies right when he is using it and run to find the place we will use to put it. Bert will hold you up and help you reach the place and you will set the stuff there. Once Bert lets you down, you must try to survive Levi's evil wrath."

Hanji: "Got it!"

Bert: Nods.

Kawaii-Chan: "Alright, let's do this!" Evil grin

Bert and Hanji: Run off to find a high place to hide the supplies

Kawaii-Chan: Enters Levi's office.

Levi: puts down his tea and glares at Kawaii-Chan. "What the hell do you want brat?"

Kawaii-Chan: "I wanted you to watch my new pose since Jean said it made me look like a retarded titan..."

Levi: sighs. "No.

Kawaii-Chan: swings arms around. "Buuuuuuuuuuut Cooooooooorpoooooooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal Leeeeeeee-"

Levi: "Alright, just shut the hell up."

Kawaii-Chan: "Yay!" Stands in a funny pose.

Levi: Looks at Kawaii-Chan funny "Is that it?"

Kawaii-Chan: "yep..."

Levi: "Tch... You're kidding right? You look worse than a retarded Titan... Try showing me how you move while fighting, but do it slowly... Idiot..."

Kawaii-Chan: punches the air and karate chops Levi's desk and swishes her arm around, knocking over Levi's tea.

Levi: Glares at Kawaii-Chan. "Really?"

Kawaii-Chan: "Oops." Sticks out tongue.

Levi: sighs and gets out the cleaning supplies from under his desk. Levi puts on the gloves and Kawaii-Chan walks to the door and gestures to Hanji who has returned.

Hanji: sneaks into the room unseen and quickly snatches the spray, and sponge Corporal Levi was using to clean up the mess, and runs out the door.

Levi: takes a deep breath and stands up straight. Levi exits the room storms off following the sound of Hanji's laughter.

Hanji: runs down the halls and enters the empty room Levi was cleaning earlier that day and finds Bertholdt standing beside an extremely tall book shelf.

Bert: Lifts Hanji up on his shoulders and sweats a lot. Once Hanji puts the cleaning supplies on top of the book shelf, he puts her down.

Hanji: "Ok, Bert! RUN!!!" Smiles brightly and sprints out of the room.

Bert: gulps and sweats and then dashes out of the room as well.

Levi: stands outside of the room that Hanji and Bert were just in and looks around inside. He walks up to the bookshelf after discovering his cleaning supplies.

Kawaii-Chan, Hanji: all stand by the door way laughing.

Bert: stands by the door way sweating.

Levi: "I hate you all..." Looks up at the cleaning supplies which is far too high for him to reach.

Kawaii-Chan and Hanji: keep laughing.

Levi: "Kawaii-Chan. Hoover. you two have mopping duty in the dining hall. And Han-"

Kawaii-Chan: "I hate to interrupt Corporal but it isn't Bertholdt... It's Jean." Gestures Bertholdt to run.

Bert: runs away silently while sweating.

Levi: sighs. "I don't give a shit who it was, they have mopping duty."

Kawaii-Chan: moans. "But Corporal, I don't wanna!"

Levi: turns and glares at Kawaii-Chan.

Kawaii-Chan: "Oh fine!" Storms off to the dining hall.

Levi: goes back to string at his cleaning supplies.

Hanji: cautiously approaches Levi and lays a hand on his shoulder. "Hey.... Levi? You alright?"

Levi: keeps staring at the supplies.

Hanji: "Ok then..." makes a weird face and exits the room.

Levi: Keeps staring at the supplies while he stands all alone in that empty room.

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Hey guys! Hope you liked this chapter! Sorry it took so long. :( I was really busy working on other stories and was just busy with other things in general. Again, I apologize... Hope you enjoyed reading so far! ^_^