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Today, 6:00 pm

____ removed 'stuttering bill' and 'redhead bevvie' from the conversation

stan the man uris
why are we doing this again?

____
they like each other but they will never just admit it
so, I'm helping them out

stan the man uris
are you sure they want our help?

____
positive

trashmouth tozier
listen to my girlfriend, uris
so smart and well educated

stan the man uris
the exact opposite of you!
congrats!

trashmouth tozier
*rolls eyes*

____
love you, Tozier

trashmouth tozier
she confessed her love for me!
ha, in your face you Jewish son of a bitch!

mike the farm boy
dial it down, Richie
you two are practically all over each other so we know you both loved each other way before this moment
now, what's the plan for bill and Beverly?

trashmouth tozier
seven minutes in heaven

____
yeah
there will be a party at my house tonight and we will play seven minutes in heaven and that's what will make them finally get together!!!

innocent ben
are you sure about this?

____
most definitely

trashmouth tozier
doll, don't use such big words
it only makes my wang harder

wheezy kaspbrak
HOLY HEAVENS ABOVE
COVER MY EARS
COVER MY EYES
AHHHHHHHH

____
r.i.p Eddie

mike the farm boy
lord, Richie
is PG not a thing for you?

trashmouth tozier
not at all

stan the man uris
well, I think add them back in and tell them the plan

____
agreed

mike the farm boy
agreed

trashmouth tozier
^

innocent ben
^

____
alright, here it goes

____ added 'stuttering bill' and 'redhead bevvie' to the group

____
hey, guys!
party at my place tonight!
please come because it will be fun :D

trashmouth tozier
and I'm the only one who's allowed to have too much fun with her, you got that Uris?

stan the man uris
relax, trashmouth.
i'm not going to steal your girl.

stuttering bill
i can make it!

redhead bevvie
same here!

innocent ben
^

trashmouth tozier
^

stan the man uris
^

mike the farm boy
^

____
see you all later tonight then!
and Richie, come over earlier

wheezy kaspbrak
i can make it to the party but I don't think I can make it through this relationship

stan the man uris
agreed

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first group chat!!!!!

beep beep friends.

-katherine

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