Texting the Losers Club

RICHIE TOZIER + GROUPCHAT

REQUESTED
siobhan_0

to: trashmouth tozier
from: ____

Today, 12:30 pm

why did we do that last night?
and why was it so rough?

first, that's what she said. (someone get that office reference please)
and second, because it was amazing.
besides
you know me

probably more now than ever

;)
aw, come on, babe
you loved every second of it, didn't you?

i mean, it was interesting
considering neither one of us had done it before then
either way, you never answered my previous question

because rough means better-

don't you dare say it

sex

*rolling eyes*

you've turned into stan

you've turned into a fucking maniac

not a maniac, hon
just a kid in love

too much in love
and we're going somewhere today!
WITH THE LOSERS
they're gonna know something is up because I can barely walk down the hallway to go to the kitchen this morning

aw, how cute

cute?
you've made me immobile, rich

exactly
we should do this more often

NO
definitely NOT
i'm not about to have my mom asking me questions about why I'm not able to walk!

just tell her it's your period

she knows how periods work

well, it's a new kind of period

no...
that's not how that works either

you'll find some type of excuse
i know it
you enjoyed it too, didn't you?

in your dreams, lover boy

SKIP PAST THEM HANGING OUT & TO THEM LEAVING THE BARRENS

to: "The Losers Club"
from: ____

Today, 3:15 pm

redhead bevvie removed '_____' and 'trashmouth tozier' from the group.

redhead bevvie
that was odd

mike the farm boy
what was?

wheezy kaspbrak
last time I remember, ____ could walk
and ride her bike
this time, she just carried it around with her.

stuttering bill
maybe it had to do with Richie?

wheezy kaspbrak
what do you mean maybe?
it obviously had to do with him!
hell, if I was a gambling man, I'd bet ten dollars they had sex

stan the man uris
haha
sure
like richie could get a girl like her to have sex

redhead bevvie
she's smart
she should've said no

stuttering bill
what if she didn't?

innocent ben
...
oh god

mike the farm boy
you don't think...

wheezy kaspbrak
i'm calling it
they smashed

stan the man uris
they must've been rough because she's usually fine after almost anything
but since she can't walk

redhead bevvie
the fact that she let it happen

stan the man uris
can't worry about that now, can we?

wheezy kaspbrak
add them back in

redhead bevvie added '____' and 'trashmouth tozier' to the group.

trashmouth tozier
why did you guys take us out?

redhead bevvie
there's something that we need to-

wheezy kaspbrak
you two smashed didn't you?
did you finally tap her, Richie?

____
when did you tell them, Rich?

trashmouth tozier
i didn't
how did you guys find out?

innocent ben
there were some big hints
and I mean big

stan the man uris
I mean-

mike the farm boy
she couldn't ride her bike, man

stuttering bill
or walk, for that matter

wheezy kaspbrak
i still can't believe it

trashmouth tozier
believe it, wheezy

____
i'm feeling a little uneasy
i really didn't want you guys to figure it out yet
i was going to wait until it got a little ways away from when we did it.

wheezy kaspbrak
surprise surprise
i solved the mystery

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REQUESTED, AS SAID ABOVE.

BEEP BEEP FRIENDS.

-katherine

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