GROUPCHAT + TRASHMOUTH TOZIER

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to: "The Losers Club"
from: everyone in the chat

Today, 6:30 pm

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okay, so midlife crisis going on

mike the farm boy
is everything alright?
should I call someone?

wheezy kaspbrak
is it serious enough for a hospital visit?

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i need help deciding between two dresses.

stan the man uris
wait, is that double date thing with you, Richie, Bill, and Beverly happening tonight?

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yes, indeed it is

trashmouth tozier
like I said before, those big words don't help my member, ____

stan the man uris
richie, eddie is in this chat too you know

trashmouth tozier
oh, I know
that's also why I'm doing it
but I'm being completely honest about it too

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I'm about to send two pictures of two dresses and I need you guys' help deciding which one.

trashmouth tozier
oooo, I'm excited

stan the man uris
beep beep, Richie.

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first dress:

_____first dress:

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second dress:

stan the man urisi say the first one because black just looks better on you

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stan the man uris
i say the first one because black just looks better on you

wheezy kaspbrak
yeah, I agree. the black would look really good.

trashmouth tozier
hey! back off, wheezy.
and, I think either of them would look good.
however

mike the farm boy
*facepalms*

innocent ben
why Richie

trashmouth tozier
either of them would look even better on my bedroom floor ;)

wheezy kaspbrak
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

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Richie, as much as I love you
i won't have sex with you just yet
it's so early

mike the farm boy
what the fuck Richard

stuttering bill
i'm not sure what I just got myself into

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deep shit

to: trashmouth tozier
from: ____

Today, 7:00 pm

you realize what you're doing to me right?

yeah, of course I do, Rich.
how could I not.
i know all of the ways to turn you on in a snap.

well, why you gotta use them?

;)

uh, ___, you cant just say that and not say anything else.

read

you're reading them but not responding now

read

two can play at this game, love
but you know I always win anyways

read

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;)
idk

beep beep friends.

-katherine

🎈

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