Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
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