♡Comebacks, Pick-up lines and More ♡

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      I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

     Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

     You're so fat you could sell shade.

     Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out.

     Your lips keep moving but all I hear is "Blah, blah, blah."

     Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

    Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

 I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed. Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down. Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

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