Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y!
Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
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Hey-Hey! Tis' I, Sil! I almost forgot to update this week (｡•́︿•̀｡) !!! I'm on spring break currently and I'm working on my new book, yay! Don't forget to vote or comment! -Sil♡
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♡Comebacks, Pick-up lines and More ♡
HumorA collection of insults and pick-up lines, from yours truly. ♡Every Monday♡
