Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
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Heyyo pals! Feel free to comment, and most definitely vote!!! Thanks for reading this!!! If you have any pick-up lines, comebacks or roasts, comment them and I'll try to include them! -Sil♡
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