3 - Shakespeare Roast Special!!!

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Enjoy this week's special!!!

     "I am sick when I do look on thee "

    "Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."

     "More of your conversation would infect my brain."

     "Thine face is not worth sunburning."

     "Thou lump of foul deformity"

     "You are as a candle, the better burnt out."

     "Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese."

     "Villain, I have done thy mother"

     "Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows "

     "Thou whoreson zed , thou unnecessary letter!"

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Waddup!!! Tis' I!! I will be posting weekly! Enjoy the special!!! Comment anything you want, see y'all later!!!
                                                                                                                         -Sil

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