"Well, Levi, how do I look?" Erwin asks as he showed off his suit. A black tuxedo and a dark blue tie, his hair combed back and sprayed with liquid hair gel. He just loved to show off whenever he can. "Levi, I need an answer."
I sigh deeply, so stubborn, "You're fine, I don't understand why you need my opinion."
"Levi, you should know him by now." Miche comes up.
Erwin jumps in surprise, "Miche, where did you come from?"
"I've been here... you just never saw me..."
"Tch, no surprise there. You are always around, like a ninja. You just never show yourself, am I correct?" I ask as he nods in reply. "Erwin, hurry it up, we're gonna be late for your wedding. I bet Jasmine and her bridesmaids are already there."
"Okay, we're fine, Levi."
"I smell stress being coming from you, Erwin. Are you scared?"
"What? I'm not."
"Erwin, stop your lying. It's annoying whenever you lie like that. What of your soon-to-be wife? How would she react if you're lying to us right now?" I grumbled as he starts to leave. Miche and I start to follow him.
"Levi, you don't know the first thing about marriage."
"Now suddenly you're the expert about it? Let me remind you that this is your first marriage and this is your first wife."
"Oh, now you're saying that I'm going to divorce her?"
"Just stating that you're not an expert."
"Okay, I'm not. But you're not going to be married, right? I am."
"Tch, I'm going to the first wedding I'm ever going to be involved in."
"So, you're saying you won't ever get married?"
"Maybe, maybe not. I don't want to get close to anyone... not like this..."
"Let me comment on your looks, Levi. There's tons of women that will love you."
"I could say the same to you, but you're not."
"Levi-"
Like a mother, Miche steps in. "Enough of this drama. Let's go."
"You're not my mother, Miche." Erwin lets out a loose laugh.
"He can't be a mother in the first place. Common sense." I roll my eyes as we left Erwin's house.
"It's something called humor, Levi, learn to get some."
"Maybe you need to learn common sense."
"You're the one that's not humorous on anything."
"Maybe I'm a psychopath that doesn't care how you feel, only how I feel."
"Psychopaths don't have any feelings."
"ERWIN!" He lets out a laugh that scared me and Miche laughs along. A part of me just wants to hit them both, but then we'll be late. Then, Erwin's gonna complain about his suit being dirty, and get himself redressed. What have I gotten myself into?
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"See Levi? Nothing to fear. We're not late." Erwin stops the car and we all get out. He sighs, "Man, I really want to see Jasmine in her wedding dress."
"Isn't it bad luck?" I ask, making my way into the church.
"It is."
"Then why-"
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Love at First Sight
Fanfic{UPDATE} *I could add another chapter to give a better ending, but if I get comments about it, I'll do it, PROMISE!* At a wedding for Erwin and Jasmine, Hanji was the bridesmaid for Jasmine and Levi was Erwin's best man. They hardly spoke to each ot...
